The Square would thank you, but alas he would sooner stomp your nuts and steal your chocolate... whatever that is!
方块感谢你们，但很快他们就会砸你的坚果、偷你的巧克力吃了…就是这样！
2
I knew that parties were involved, begging for nuts and candies, bonfires in the square, and playing tricks on the townsfolk.
我知道有一伙一伙的孩子讨要坚果和糖果，在广场点篝火，和镇民们玩弄恶作剧。
3
Today, I was sitting around a bonfire when an ember landed on my crotch. Without thinking, I quickly slapped at it and hit myself square in the nuts. FML.