As he reached for one, he got SMACKED across the back of his hand by the wooden spoon his wife was holding. "Leave them alone!" she said, "They're for the funeral!"
他拿了一块，这时手背被他老伴用木勺打了一下，“放下，”她说，“这是葬礼上用的！”
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If you always hold the ice cream spoon in your right hand, hold it in your left; if you always eat out of the container, put it in a bowl.
如果你吃冰淇淋时总是右手拿勺，那就换成左手；如果你总是用手抓着吃，那就把食物盛在盘里。
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The result didn't suit every taste but as we saw at William and Kate's wedding the public appetite for genuine emotion is best satisfied when there's a royal hand on the spoon.