The new LPD-17 ships are 25,000-ton amphibious vessels designed to transport and land up to 800 Marines, their equipment and supplies by using landing craft, amphibious vehicles and helicopters.

Current spot prices are hovering around $50 a metric ton, up from the low of $36 late last year but still off their highs of $120.

Otherwise you'll wake up the following morning with a ton of people having seen you running around naked, and perhaps even some photographs of the event in circulation.