Tip: to determine your true shape, pull your hair off your forehead with one hand, look into a mirror and trace the outline of your face on the glass with lipstick.

After giving me the once-over, she giggled and advised me to avoid riding in the local hand-pulled rickshaws, as my size could force them to tip over.

Here's a tip that may save you some hand wringing: there is no "incorrect" choice at any of the story-path branches.