After the NFL combine in February, three prospective draft picks said officials asked questions relating to their sexual orientations, which could have violated law.

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In its earliest days Exodus did indeed promise that it (or, more properly, Jesus of Nazareth as Risen Lord) could and would reliably change believer sexual orientations, completely.

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But don't let me pull out the video clips of comedians of all colors, genders and sexual orientations talking about beating a kid with anything they can get their hands on.

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