Feministe blogger Jill Filopovic found the above note in her luggage after a flight on Saturday, after packing a sex toy in her checked bag.

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Let that be a lesson to frisky TSA agents: next time you discover a sex toy in a piece of luggage, take it out and put on a little show to crack up your fellow screeners but keep it to yourselves.

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