"If you sleep with your mouth open, she will be able to see the tooth hole," said Sammy. The class laughed. Come on! But that just gave me a great idea! "How did you get the Tooth Fairy to leave the money?"

Seriously. That comment you just made about my thunder thighs does not make me want to sleep with you.

When we sleep with you for the first time, we can’t help but wonder if we’re just another notch on your bedpost.