There are a lot of ways to feel violated when going through airport security, and having to choose between the porno-scanner and a slow, thorough groping by the latex-covered hands of a stranger is just one of them.

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Hollywood is terrified that if it drops or loses the case, it could end up with a family of mutated films--either porno versions of Snow White or a Driving Miss Daisy with license plate frames from Crazy Bill's Used Car Lot.

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And then out of the blue, pulling out a XXX hardcore porno and showing us first-hand what it looks like.

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