I know. Problem is, Diamond, no one's gonna believe that after I take the heroin I have in my pocket and put it in the glove box of your reasonably priced minivan parked over there.

In my room, I saw the little box on the table, in which I kept my pocket money.

Now if you had told me 28 years ago that I would one day send written messages and make telephone calls around the world from a small box I could fit in my pocket, I would have been skeptical.