If nobody home, pile kid into Nissan, crank up heater, drive to OurLadyofSorrows?
NEWYORKER: Tenth of December
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Which brings us to the society that bears his name, and which also sponsors OurLadyofSorrows, which apparently thinks infield practice qualifies as foreplay.
FORBES: The Team That Forfeited a Championship Because It Had to Play Against a Girl