The bird was recovered in the area where a giant oil slick spread after the collapse of the Deepwater Horizon offshore oil rig.

The small bird was deep fried simply with oil, salt, and pepper and served to an ailing upper class that had partied into the wee hours.

Greta had promptly let loose a tarry slick of meconium all over Stacy's belly and wailed, her feet swiping feebly in it like a bird in an oil spill.