Yo momma's so ugly, instead of putting the bungeecord around her ankle, they put it around her neck.
你妈是个丑八怪，蹦极绳套她的脖子不套脚。
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A second platform - hosting an orchestra and a pianist - was hoisted up beside the wedding party.Then the newly-weds were tied to a bungeecord and jumped off the end of the aisle.
旁边的第二个平台上则坐着一支管弦乐队和一名钢琴家，随后新婚夫妇绑上蹦极绳从平台上一跃而下。
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A second platform - hosting an orchestra and a pianist - was hoisted up beside the wedding party. Then the newly-weds were tied to a bungeecord and jumped off the end of the aisle.