The morning after we found her second lump, Marla hopped into the kitchen with both legs in one leg of her pantyhose and said, "Look, I'm a mermaid."

Ellen: just forget about it. I'm going back to L. a, no more boring suits. No more pantyhose. No more trying to be something that I'm just... I'm just not.

Pet owners have long been dressing up their pooches in anything from skirts to suits and elaborate Halloween costumes, so why not pantyhose and high heels?