The gentlemen, teach you 9 moves, lets the female student notbeoneself for you!
男士们，教你9招，让女生为你神魂颠倒！
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When working, one should concentrate and not allow oneself to be distracted.
工作时要集中精力， 不要分心。
《新英汉大辞典》
3
Merton's comic persona can be pretty devastating towards others' stupidity, which is terrifically funny to watch, but presumably not quite as fun to find oneself on the receiving end of.