Deep beneath the border of France and Switzerland, the world's most massive physics machine is sending subatomic particles smashing into each other at speeds nearing the speed of light.

Chaos ensued, but 10 police special forces armed with pistols and machine guns were slow to enter the bus, despite smashing the Windows with sledgehammers and firing shots into the air.

I once had a patient who was so sleep-deprived that she loaded her dirty dishes into the clothes dryer instead of the dishwasher. She turned on the machine, smashing China and glasses.