Most guys would rather suffer at home, wracked by fever, barfing their brains out, than consult a physician.
大多数男人感冒发烧、上吐下泻时宁愿呆在家里受罪也不愿去看医生。
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Then, when she accuses you of barfing all over yourself, just tell her that some other drunk puked on you and that he gave you 20 bucks to get the shirt cleaned.