It's like waking up one day, realizing you're overweight and deciding the way to fix that is to lopoff your left leg below the knee.
宛如一个人在梦醒时分，突然发现自己已是大腹便便，唯一能想到的减肥出路就是砍掉膝盖以下部分。
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I say, 'Maybe you could lopoff the second floor entirely.'
我说，‘也许你可以干脆把第二层楼都去掉。’
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You can talk about the origins of French nationalism in the middle of the eighteenth century, but it's very closely tied to this dynasty, at least until they lopoff the guy's head in 1793.