I swear if you come back in here again, and ask for grapes, I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!

Since I first read about such issues a few years ago, I've drastically cut back on the products I use - eliminating things like perfume, nail polish, mascara, and fancy skin creams.

Some years back, a brave young boy in a small town was challenged by his friends to fix a nail in a tree situated in the middle of a burial ground at midnight.