I'm not at Sundance this year, so I haven't spotted Robert DeNiro, Demi Moore or Mike Tyson (he's the subject of a documentary) -- all of whom were in Park City last weekend.

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There is not a single bed, couch, lab counter, library desk, football end zone, university founder's statue, Henry Moore sculpture or monkey research cage on top of which you, the outstanding class of 2013, haven't copulated.

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