This is worth bearing in mind: I now strongly suspect that anybody who claims to be commenting live from any event is unlikely to remember much about what happened.

I began to live a double life - a very religious person on the outside, with the appearance of a perfect life, but bearing hell inside of me.

Astronomical objects generally don't live up to their names, with constellations like Taurus or Aries bearing little resemblance to a bull or ram.