People might even have time for a hobby or socializing instead of being consumed with road rage or causing people to run into buildings, weilding guns, crazed and intent on killing mass amounts of people out of desperation and stress-induced insanity.

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Actually, he first claimed the killing was in self-defense (his father was 83), but later changed that plea to one of Red-Bull-induced temporary insanity.

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