You cynics out there gripe about the money women cost you, but the money you'd spend on dinner dates and the occasional gift is dwarfed by the prospect of having an extra income in the household.

Only in los Angeles will the fans whine and gripe... then secretly hope the guy sitting in front of them will give up his seats so they can sit closer.

Two extremes in my life that most of the time I find uncomfortable. I normally dread them and gripe about it all the way through.