It can't get worse for a professional footballer than hanging around waiting to pick up your losers' medal while the winners cavort around the pitch with glee.

I can't remember what I said initially, but clearly it was enough for the editors to get an anchor up immediately to tape an interview over the phone, getting my fresh reaction to what I had seen.

Alice in Wonderland was a TERRIBLE movie all around. I can't understand why it would get these nominations (something for make-up or technical work I would get).