Pitch: An office worker shakes a crystal ball, says it predicts free Doritos, and hurls the ball at a vending machine so co-workers can grab all the Doritos they want.

You will usually be forwarded to the author's agent where you can pitch your idea on the adaptation and possibly gain the option to write it for free.

So my aim for next season is to stay injury-free for the whole campaign, then I can show what I am capable of on the pitch.