Pitch: An office worker shakes a crystal ball, says it predicts free Doritos, and hurls the ball at a vending machine so co-workers can grab all the Doritos they want.
He remembers with perfect clarity building a crystal radio in his bedroom around 1920 and amazing his mother, who thought music came only from Victrolas, with the music he "caught for free."
The main selling-points of satellite radio are its crystal-clear sound, near-universal coverage and a broad choice of advertising-free content, from sports to chat to music.