I used to work with a grubby little farter who loved to drop one in elevators.
Other people, like the farter in my former yoga class, just have no shame whatsoever.
It reminded me of a guy who was a notorious farter, and would regularly funk-up one whole corner of the building.
If you are standing next to the farter, pretend you did not hear it.
My thoughts are that those around me will not assume I was the farter.
Sometimes the farter tries to blame someone else in the nearby vicinity; the elevator operator, for example.
The elderly farter just stared back at everyone who looked at him.
One of them made some fearful smells and the other was a champion farter.
There has been no reappearance of the phantom farter who terrorised my last flight.
2Australian A bed or a sleeping bag.
he much prefers to be out of bed, rather than being in the farter where he belongs
Example sentencesExamples
I really couldn't be bothered getting out of the farter to have my intelligence insulted.
I have to change my nightly routines so that I set things up before going to bed, rather than trying to get it together when I've just crawled out of the farter.
Why not get a decent stereo AM tuner for listening to Rex and an alarm for getting yourself out of the farter?
Why am I out of the farter at this hour?
I saw one bloke get so fed up with a mate who refused to get out of the farter that he hit him in the face with the wooden butt of his rifle.
Phrases
hit the farter
informal Go to sleep.
I must hit the farter earlier
Example sentencesExamples
I've gotta hit the farter, I've just been to a birthday party and had a few too many vodka shots.
We slipped into the public camping area without having to pay, rolled out our swags, and hit the farter.
After setting up and a couple of beers, we hit the farter.
I have been up since 3:30am yesterday, it's time to hit the farter.