You can't get halfway through your doobie before the song is over.
Relaunch with a new offer: a complimentary doobie with each and every order.
And yet it is full of couch potatoes rolling doobie after doobie and overly felicitous teeth-grinding cokeheads trying frantically to get a word in edgewise.
They dress garishly, drink flute after flute of bubbly, chain-smoke cigarettes and giant doobies, snort piles of cocaine (or pastry flour, if they've been duped) and throw themselves at every young muscled thing in their vicinity.
With his sleep-eyed stare and droll delivery you'd swear he was hittin’ the doobie right before each take.
Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine.
After one successful inhalation I'm certain that the entire Los Angeles Police Department has spotted my doobie on radar and is on their way to beat me with sticks.
Later that night, our group sought refuge from misery by demolishing a hand-rolled doobie the size of a Cuban cigar.
The only problem was, he had spent all his money getting the last few precious doobies he could.
It's the kind of music that would go well with a doobie and/or a nice dry red.
When I blaze up a doobie, all that happens is, I get a little monged out, extremely hungry and mostly sit around giggling at pretty much everything!
The guy rolling the doobie on the bunk at the end of the youth hostel (an ageist term if ever there was one!) could be anything, an Oz or a Swede, but he won't be an old geezer.
It was a good day for public urinators and doobie smokers.
Grope a boy, throw a party and pass round a doobie.
No ordinary doobie, this one is rolled with four-leaf clovers which, when smoked by the Leprechaun, will rob him of all his magical powers.
I'm gonna smoke a fat doobie and chill until New Year's Eve.
The favorite pastime on this Hawaiian vacation was torching doobies and staring out at the horizon for hours on end.
I'm subjecting an actor to my gushing appraisal of his work when it becomes obvious that he and another actor are about to blow a doobie.
Aside from giving people a safe, friendly place to light up their doobies, the cafe would boost the local economy, he said.
And then I would laugh and say yes, and that I was both thinking of criticizing them right now, and lighting up a fat doobie.